Sometimes/almost every day when I’m going through my notebooks, I find things that Taylor and I have written down that makes absolutely no sense. Short one liners and ideas that we don’t really recall. They’re all golden. Examples.
- Metamucil sand castles.
- Kirk Cameron wants to kill my mermaid home. Mom.
- Alyssa Milano is twice the man he’ll ever be.
- Midget digits. (Paul Rudd’s hands.)
- Dude Where’s my Lara Flynn Boyle
- “It’s like Wayne Newton and Sweeney Todd.”
- Maury pogs.
- Judd Apatow lady.
- Flared khakis and churchmouse clogs.
- Politically correct trash.
- Monchichi Monchichi (Give the Monchichi’s moonshine.)
- Be prepared. (Children’s Park in Milwaukee.)
- Alan Arkin loafters/no socks teachers.
- Kitten girl and labrador.
They all seem pretty legit to me.